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"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."

- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

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marauderer:

godzillastears:

marauderer:

everyone likes to joke that Australian’s are hardcore and can survive anything but watch what happens to us if the temperature drops below 20 degrees

I’m fucking freezing

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Source: marauderer
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  • person: how long does it take to get there?
  • me: 3 songs
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  • My mom: Do the dishes
  • Me: *places sock on counter*
  • My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
  • Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
  • My mom: wait what?
  • Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
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rckrbelle:

Some favorite Captain Jack Sparrow quotes

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